NOTICE: THESE DEALS HAVE EXPIRED
Hope you all had a great weekend! Let's get the week started with new sales, eh?
$25 - Buy 3 GNC Products with FREE Shipping (Reg. $15+ Each)
If you're like me, you like to be buff. Like gym-style buff. Strut around in a tight shirt, rocking AC/DC in the headphones, looking aces. Well, GNC is offering this special where you can mix and match three items - pick from over 100 vitamins, supplements, herbs, even diet support. I looked and these go for at least up to $23 each. Pop some pills and join me at Muscle Beach where we can kick sand in the skinnies' faces.
$69 & up - American Airlines Spring Sale - Fly Each Way Between 100+ Cities
Spring is a time to frolic. So frolic. Pick your city and hop on a plane for a decent price before the summer fares come and skyrocket. Visit Aunt Mildred in Chicago, your ex in Boston, go see a ballgame in Dallas. Whatever floats your boat, Mister.
$370 - Lenovo Laptop Computer with FREE Shipping, Reg. $550
Anytime you can get a new laptop with a 15.6" LED-backlit screen and 2nd generation Intel Core i3 Processor, you tell people. Don't ask me what all that means, but it sounds as fancy as a new car. It has a 500MB hard drive, so you can pirate all the movies and music you want without worrying about the tank getting full.
$38 & up - Hotels.com Spring Sale, Hundreds of Properties up to 30% OFF
To be fair, I found some deals that were more like 60% off, but this is what they advertised. I like sending the national sales because I don't know where any of you live, and in this case this goes international. Woot is right. Bookings are good for stays through April 23.
$5 & up - Huge DVD/Blu-Ray Sale at Amazon.com, up to 58% OFF
I love Amazon, I really can't lie. I always find deals. They sent this to my inbox and thought of you. That means you're special. Pick from TV shows, movies, exercise videos, cartoons for the kids. I prefer to act my movies out in my living room, but unless you got the chops like me you might want to buy some blockbusters for that rainy weekend. Plenty to choose from...