NOTICE: THIS DEAL HAS EXPIRED
I have never been on a cruise, but I love the idea of cruising. The whole floating resort thing where you get off at exotic locales, meet interesting people, sneak contraband through customs (don't do that, it's just a joke so go away FBI). For two days CruisesOnly has partnered with Carnival to entice you to sail the open seas. They have discounted cruises for as low as $169 and grab some added perks along the way.
What's a perk? These are perks: Up to $400 cash back, free upgrades, reduced airfare, and reduced deposits. Sail to the Bahamas, Caribbean, New England, Canada, Europe, or Alaska. Just don't call them boats. These are ships, people. Seriously, the workers consider that an insult.
Click here to view a list of sailings and to book.